gulls are proof that a) there is a god and b) that god enjoys the pain and suffering of birders
those are all different species. there are many places where you could potentially see any (or at least most) of them at a given time!
and that’s just the adults
someday everyone on this site will collectively realize that being a grown adult with the personality of a judgmental highschool meangirl is infinitely more pathetic and shameful than any innocuous cringe otherkin fandom blogger type ever will be and then maybe online will finally be tolerable
I am extremely online but in like the Loser Way. if you try to make me use instagram or tiktok I fumble around with it like a grandma who has never seen a phone before. if you send me a tumblr screenshot however, I will tell you that not only have I already seen the original post but that I'm mutuals with OP
"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted
I love how every single Georg post observes the original's typo
We all know the Zoomies, but there's also the Cuddles, which is that time when your cat is, for a very specific time, extremely needy and absolutely has to get their fuzzy little head right up in your face and purr at top volume
And often five minutes later they're done and not interested in any more affection
But don't you dare try to get anything done while they have to be cuddled
OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY
this video sounds like arceus
Horrible! I’m reblogging it
was like “shame I’ll have to wait until thursday to reblog this” then I was like “WAIT!!”
A cyberculture oppo brain attack?
I’m a blow-dried chop-shop gamer. A real free solo, grand unified theory headbanger. When I was born, the doctor said I was the most ultradistance shopaholic wave pool he’d ever seen. But my mama knew deep down her baby was a massively parallel just-in-time gravatino, destined to be a Gatsbyesque graywater daisy wheel.
I'm "alternative music" "immunocompromised" "coronal mass ejection"
I’m “buckle up” “can of worms” “log on”
i'm a smart-mouthed synth meme.
technobabble sleazebag spellchecker
If “grooming an underage person” becomes the new go-to accusation that gets trotted out any and every time an adult makes any mention of sexual topics in the presence of a person under the age of 18, I wonder if it will eventually become functionally impossible for any adult in a position of authority to act as an educational reference for sexual health matters.
I was going back through my tumblr archives and found this post from five years ago and now I need a drink.
where’s that dodgeball when you need it
isn't it so funny there's such a thing as "customer service voice"? Like I have to speak to you like a child or you'll rip my face off like a wild chimp
Dino cube :)
My 2 year old son is obsessed with your Dino cube. When I showed him he audibly gasped and took my phone from me so he could zoom in and look at different parts of Dino cube. He looked at Dino cube’s face and turned to me and said “happy!!!” and I said yes, Dinosaur is happy!
He spent 5 minutes just admiring every part of Dino cube, he would’ve spent longer if I’d let him lol. Picture saved so he can look more later.
Genuinely the cutest thing I’ve read :’) Your sons “happy!!” comment is the single most greatest art critique I’ve received
nothing says "not a settler-colonial ethnostate" like the IDF having a semen retrieval team on standby 24/7 to milk the corpses of their dead soldiers to maintain birthrates
You're telling me my taxes are subsidizing Israeli cum commandos?
the weirdest part is that this is apparently something that is specifically prohibited in judaism???
i have also been informed that this was yet another prophetic dril tweet
now up to 56 slutty, slutty years!
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